(cast)

Stephen McCole
Maurice Roëves
Garry Sweeney
Jenny McCrindle
Simon Weir
Iain Andrew
Irvine Welsh
Pat Stanton
Alex Howden
Annie Louise Ross
Dennis O'Connor
John Gardner
William Blair
Gary McCormack
Malcolm Shields
Stewart Preston
Kevin McKidd
Michelle Gomez
Tam Dean Burn
Scott Imrie
Niall Greig Fulton
Cas Harkins
Morgan Simpson
Marnie Kidd
Alison Peebles
Joanne Riley
Sarah Gudgeon
Katie Echlin
William McGuigan
Ewen Bremner
Martin Clunes
Jemma Redgrave
Arlene Cockburn
Jane Stabler
Doug Eadie
Andrea McKenna
Billy McElhaney
Ricky Callan
Barbara Rafferty
Stephen Docherty
Ronnie McCann

Boab
God, Drunk, Priest
Kev
Evelyn
Tambo
Grant
Parkie
Barman
Boab Snr.
Doreen
PC Cochrane
Sgt. Morrison
Workmate, Deck
Workmate, Larry
Workmate
Rafferty
Johnny
Catriona
Alec
Pool Player
Alan
Skanko
Chantal, Baby
Chantal, Toddler
Mother
Diana
New Girl
Wendy
Pub Singer
Colin 'Coco' Bryce
Rory
Jenny
Kirsty
Emma
Coco's Father
Coco's Mother
Felix the Paramedic
Tam the Driver
Dr. Callaghan
Nurse Boyd
Andy